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May 21st, 2008

Wear or Die: Mom “fashion”

Wear_or_die

"Kids? Time to come on in now – we got your ugly clothes all ready for you!"

Yes, for this week’s Wear or Die, we’re trying something a little different, so while these clothes won’t exactly burn the retinas of your eyes, they’re not going to be winning you any style awards either. In fact, they’ll make you look like someone’s mom.

The choice, then, has been laid before you: you can either wear "mom jeans" or … a skort. The catch is that if you don’t wear one of them – you die!

Drop us a comment to tell us your answer!




13 Responses to “Wear or Die: Mom “fashion””

  1. Veronika says:

    the shorts-skirt wins: Id ripped off the skirt fabric and make it into shorts (and just shorts), a cheat but hey, Mummy knows best;)

  2. Janet C says:

    It’s gotta be the skort. I’m short waisted already, and high-waist, elastic pants would make me look like Tweedle-Dee from the Disney movie.

  3. aca says:

    …yeah, I’m going to take the skort. At least then it won’t look like my pants are eating my torso.

  4. The Ex says:

    Ugh, die, please. Skorts are horrible on me.

  5. Steph says:

    Skorts without question. Those jeans would give me even more backside than I have already.

  6. Whit says:

    its gotta be the skrot… sadly.

  7. Kate says:

    Skort–too easy. Though ’round these parts, it seems that a prerequisite for skort-wearing is that you must stop shaving your legs, too…so I don’t know about all that…:-P

  8. gokarm says:

    Well I’ll be the odd one out and pick the jeans. Just cuz.

  9. CP says:

    I’d take the skort on the condition that I could take a sharpie to them and give them some kind of edgy pattern to heal the pain.

  10. natasha says:

    skort, and then i’d walk with my back to the wall all day and pretend it was a skirt

  11. amelia says:

    Yeah – Skort. It’s nasty, but Natasha has the right idea – back to wall…

  12. Whitney says:

    I’d pick the skort and pair it with a black t- shirt and flip- flops (not ugly ones, though).

  13. Kat says:

    pants with my beautiful coat. hee hee hee. my coat’s a floor-length trench coat. i’d be wearing it in winter. hee hee hee.

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