Celebrity Fashion

Foot Snatcher strikes again! Victoria Beckham is latest victim!

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OK, this is getting serious. Today we add Victoria Beckham’s name to the list of celebrities who’ve fallen victim to that vile criminal known to The Fashion Police as The Foot Snatcher. That list in full:

Kristin Cavallari and Erin O’Connor
Janet Jackson
Kim Kardashian
Katie Holmes

The Fashion Police would like to assure concerned readers that we have our very best officers working round the clock on this – in fact, they’re out on the streets right now in their gun-shaped shoes, so don’t worry kids, the situation is in hand, and we’re hoping to reunite Mrs Beckham with her lost feet very soon. In the meantime, don’t have nightmares – and keep an eye on your feet…

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