May 13th, 2008
Ugly Prom Dress of the Day: Attack of the killer ruffles
"And if you think it looks bad from the front, just wait ’til I turn round!"
Looks like yesterday’s ‘Dangling Ruffle’ disease was contagious. As you all probably know, dangly bits of all kinds can be fatal to prom dresses, so The Fashion Police are doing our best to contain the situation. In the meantime, if you spot any examples of this particular crime, don’t approach the dress – we repeat DO NOT APPROACH THE DRESS. Just call The Fashion Police and let us deal with it…
(Thanks to Ruby for calling this one in!)
[Dress]
Not one, not two, but THREE buttcracks!
Oh.my.god. There is NO WAY they can be serious with that! NO WAY!
Those ruffles would be highly annoying when you go to the toilet!
It could be worse. This dress was for sale at our local teen used-clothing store…and it was LIME GREEN. Who would WEAR that? A blind person whose friends were playing a terrible practical joke?