Monday’s ugly prom dress was by ‘Xtreme’, this one is by ‘Xcite’. Are you starting to see what we mean about the wackily-spelled-brand-names-beginning-with-X?
We’re curious as to whether the cooking instructions come with it or not. Can you put it in the microwave, do you think, or does it have to go in the oven? And why so tinfoily, anyway? What makes a young girl open her closet and think, "Gee, it’s prom soon, and what I really wish I had is a dress fashioned out of tinfoil."?
Answers on a postcard…
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Could be worse.. she’s not too tanned
This one is a mild offense compared to the pastel atrocities that have been featured lately. If the prom had some kind of kitschy futuristic theme that everyone was participating in, and you were the typical MySpace teen with her head up in the clouds this would be acceptable.
It looks like an antiquated idea of The Dress of the FUTURE!!!. So it’s sort of cute, in that way.
Pair it with matte black jewelery–something with a brushed finish, some drop-dead gorgeous black heels, and a moderate (read: not Xtreme) hairstyle, and you could do a lot worse.
You could do a lot better, too, don’t get me wrong. But it could be worse.
Although a bit loud I kind of like it, maybe it’s the shape of it. I don’t think you’d want to be carrying any extra pounds and wear a dress like that though.
hehe.. maybe i’ll make my bridesmaids wear this dress
I really don’t mind it that much. There are many that are thousands of times worse. I am into odd clothes and i kinda like this on.