No shoes? No problem! Just warp an old sack around your foot, tie at the ankle, and you’re good to go!
Well, that’s what these Riley sandals from Bakers look like to us, anyway – kind of "cavewoman chic", only without the "chic" bit.
They may not seem that way to you, though, of course, and given that it is Friday afternoon, the sun is out and the wine is chilling in the fridge, we’ve decided to be generous and put these up On Trial, rather than just consigning them instantly to the Fashion Police jail.
Their fate is in your hands, readers: are they a fashion crime or are they damn fine?