The Harem Jumpsuit: it’s here

Well, it had to happen sooner or later, didn’t it? God knows, if fashion designers can put Crocs and Uggs together, they can damn well put harem pants and jumpsuits together too, can’t they? Just because you CAN do something, though, it doesn’t necessarily follow that you SHOULD do it, and we would argue that the harem jumpsuit is one idea that should have been left on the drawing board. This little beauty is from ASOS, and we think the back view is particularly, um, interesting. Just look at the butt pouch hanging off the back of that thing! Think of all the things you could store in it, like… actually, let’s not go there. Let’s just sit back for a moment and bask in the knowledge that if we ever want to look like our crotches extend to somewhere not far above our knees, and our backsides are so droopy we could tie knots in them, we’ll know where to go.

(Thanks to Lil for the report!)