We had the opportunity to see this dress in person last weekend (Yes, we do sometimes venture outside of the computer box and go into real, actual shops), and it instantly made us start wondering whether there are any events coming up on The Fashion Police calendar that would require the wearing of a two tone bandeau dress  -or whether we could perhaps invent one.

This dress is simple but stylish with its little waist bow and button front. It’ll see you through many an evening or posh day event, and at £44.99, it’s not particularly expensive, either.

Sadly, we couldn’t justify the purchase, but if you can, you’ll find it at River Island.