Crimes of Fashion, Knitwear

Hug Me! I’m a fashion criminal!

"And for my next trick, I’ll be squeezing out a small person from under my right arm!"

She’s not sure whether she wants a hug, or whether she just wants to hide underneath the neck of her sweater. Given that it’s making her look weirdly deformed, and she’s also committing the classic "adults dressing like toddlers" fashion crime, we’d suggest the latter course of action. We’d also suggest replacing the words "hug me" with "arrest me", because that’s exactly what’s going to happen to anyone over the age of ten we catch dressing like this…

(Thanks to Amanda for the report!) 

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