Crimes of Fashion, Dresses

Foil mini dress: because everyone’s a stripper at heart

Foil_mini_dress Oooh, you’ll catch your death in that, young lady! What about a nice cardigan over the top to keep you warm? You could spit peas through that!

Sorry, we suddenly started channeling our mothers for a moment there – a sure sign that we’re getting old. Not as sure a sign, of course, as the fact that when The Fashion Police used to regularly go clubbing, not everyone dressed as pole dancers. In those days, only pole dancers dressed as pole dancers. And, OK, certain Fashion Criminals we could name. (Hi, Britney!)

Now, if websites like Great Glam are to be believed, there’s a pole dancer in each and every single one of us. And she’s just bustin’ to get out of that dress…

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