Note to Topshop: if we could use the word "onesie" (or "babbygro" to give it its UK term) to describe it, it should never be worn by adults and is, by definition, a Crime of Fashion.
Also: if it would make us look like a cartoon jailbird? Also a crime of fashion.
Similarly, if it has a really, really saggy butt, even when it's not being worn by anyone? Yeah, you got it: crime of fashion.
In conclusion, then, your stripe all in one? That you're charging £50 for? Oh, don't make us say it again, Topshop...
The Fashion Police