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May 16th, 2008

The Adult Onesie, by Topshop Boutique

Fashion_disaster

Note to Topshop: if we could use the word "onesie" (or "babbygro" to give it its UK term) to describe it, it should never be worn by adults and is, by definition, a Crime of Fashion.

Also: if it would make us look like a cartoon jailbird? Also a crime of fashion.

Similarly, if it has a really, really saggy butt, even when it’s not being worn by anyone? Yeah, you got it: crime of fashion.

In conclusion, then, your stripe all in one? That you’re charging £50 for? Oh, don’t make us say it again, Topshop…

Love,
The Fashion Police




8 Responses to “The Adult Onesie, by Topshop Boutique”

  1. amelia says:

    It does look cosy, if somewhat comical

  2. We should add: this is not sleepwear.

  3. Steph says:

    Well, I’ve always wanted to look like part of an Alabama chain-gang, haven’t you?

  4. gokarm says:

    I have a strange and undying love for the word “onesie” Everytime I see it, it’s like playing with an impossibly cute puppy, the girly “aww’s” come about. That said, I wouldn’t wear a onesie personally and I think this one doesn’t look as cozy as it could.

  5. The Ex says:

    It looks like pajamas. I don’t see how anyone could pull it off as an actual outfit though.

  6. Kudzu Fire says:

    oh gawd no

  7. Kudzu Fire says:

    oh gawd no

  8. kate says:

    LOL i searched “adult onesie” on google image search and this came up first
    dont ask why i was searching it
    my brother just tried to put one on from baby gap thinking it would fit him even though he’s 22 hahaha

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