Note to Topshop: if we could use the word "onesie" (or "babbygro" to give it its UK term) to describe it, it should never be worn by adults and is, by definition, a Crime of Fashion.
Also: if it would make us look like a cartoon jailbird? Also a crime of fashion.
Similarly, if it has a really, really saggy butt, even when it's not being worn by anyone? Yeah, you got it: crime of fashion.
In conclusion, then, your stripe all in one? That you're charging £50 for? Oh, don't make us say it again, Topshop...
Love,
The Fashion Police

8 comments on “The Adult Onesie, by Topshop Boutique”
It does look cosy, if somewhat comical
We should add: this is not sleepwear.
Well, I’ve always wanted to look like part of an Alabama chain-gang, haven’t you?
I have a strange and undying love for the word “onesie” Everytime I see it, it’s like playing with an impossibly cute puppy, the girly “aww’s” come about. That said, I wouldn’t wear a onesie personally and I think this one doesn’t look as cozy as it could.
It looks like pajamas. I don’t see how anyone could pull it off as an actual outfit though.
oh gawd no
oh gawd no
LOL i searched “adult onesie” on google image search and this came up first
dont ask why i was searching it
my brother just tried to put one on from baby gap thinking it would fit him even though he’s 22 hahaha