May 9th, 2008
Crochet Crimes: Crochet your own stripper dress!
Summer’s here, fashion fans, and what’s to stop you crocheting your own navel-exposing white dress? Oh yeah, The Fashion Police’ll stop you. And possibly an awareness of the fact that two crocheted bands held together with a fishing net does not a great day dress make. Certainly not for "family" occasions, anyway. And if you’re wearing it in the evening, just choose your underwear with the care of someone who knows it’s going to be on show at all times…
Ugly bathing suit cover up?
It’s a bathing suit cover up! I should know, my Barbie doll had one just like it in 1993.