We know that Coach has a huge following in certain quarters, but we have to admit that The Fashion Police have never really been part of that following. This bag, though, we think we could probably find room for in the ol’ accessories closet. It’s Coach’s Ergo Patent Leather Pleated Frame Satchel (oh come on, Coach, surely you could’ve fitted another word in there if you’d really tried?), and if you put aside the Paris-Hilton-pink, we think you’re left with a rather nice little bag. Of course, we’re fans of the frame, so to speak, and we’re actually finding ourselves drawn to the colour, too, which is very "Elle Wood". Carry with a heavy dash of irony, but only if you’re willing to pay $498 for it.