Know what bothers us most about this dress, by repeat offender Christopher Kane? It’s not the fact that it looks like a particularly ugly lampshade – although that, too, is troubling – it’s the fact that it’s so sheer. Yes, it is, in fact, a shress, and if you wear it, the only thing protecting your modesty will be a few strategically placed ruffles…

It should be noted, too, that not all of the dress is sheer. No, some parts, including the belly and hip areas, offer no coverage at all. What do we think of fancy dresses that leave the belly button exposed folks? Yeah, not much.

Browns, meanwhile, observe that "Christopher Kane hits several trends in this one dress." Yes. Yes he does. It’s just a shame he hit them with the ugly stick, isn’t it?