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April 28th, 2008

Ghetto Wedding Dresses: Here comes the bride Fashion Criminal!

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These dresses come from a collection called "The Sensuous Bride". We could think of a few other names for them, but we think the dresses speak for themselves. Read on to find the dress of your dreams -wouldn’t you just love to walk down the aisle in one of these?

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"Elvis has left the building." Fashion Criminals are still here, though.

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Boobs: a bride’s most important accessory.

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It was a shotgun wedding. It’s not hard to see why.

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"Do you take this Fashion Criminal…?"

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With the bit she ripped off the skirt, she was able to make a totally awesome veil…

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Everyone told her the back view was the most important part…

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Even getting her dress caught in the paper shredder couldn’t spoil her big day. OK, it kinda did…


18 Responses to “Ghetto Wedding Dresses: Here comes the bride Fashion Criminal!”

  1. Hannah says:

    Hmm… if I HAD to choos one of these dresses, it’d be the last. Why? Because the rest of them are so bondage/Ibiza entertainer style that my body would actually refuse walk down that aisle wearing an atrocity such as the Elvis suit.

  2. Don’t think I can argue with you there, Hannah :)

  3. Veronika says:

    And notice the lovely hairstyles these ladies are bravely wearing!

  4. Megan says:

    i like the face the red head is making. It looks like she’s trying to be sexy, but just looks dazed and confused.
    These dresses made my jaw drop they’re so bad. Who would do that to themselves?

  5. Janet C says:

    Two comments:
    1. Can you imagine wearing one of these in front of your future mother in law… or FATHER IN LAW!?!?!
    2. Look closely at the two pics of Miss Backless — her boobs are amazingly uneven in the first; in the second, she looks like she’s tapping her right foot, as if she’s saying, “Take the damn pic already so I can GET OUT OF THIS DRESS!”

  6. Janet – lol! Her boobs are, indeed, rather lopsided!
    My favourite of these changes all the time, but right now it’s the very first picture in the set, at the top left of the post. Lookit the way she’s yanking down the dress, as if to try and reveal even MORE of her body! Either that or the dress just has a convenient “hand rest” feature. Hmm, never thought of that one….

  7. Danielle says:

    Wow.. class spelt T-R-A-S-H

  8. Jayme says:

    I agree, the last one would be the easiest to alter into something half way decent. Its still rather awful. I’d have to get rid of the extra long fringe crap and make a full skirt to go over the rest of it. The rest of the dresses are just a mess.

  9. Layla says:

    I used to wear dresses like that a lot.
    Of course that was back when I was working as a lapdancer.

  10. Jenna says:

    There is no way I would be caught in a dress like that on my wedding day!

  11. PFK says:

    There is no such section on that web-site now.

  12. Nikki says:

    Just because its white doesn’t make it a wedding dress…

  13. lala says:

    The red head needs to close her mouth.

  14. Name_must_not_be_blank says:

    Not a spambot. LOVE.

  15. Rachel says:

    Wedding dresses are supposed to be classy…

  16. MICHA says:

    the dresses are cute………… some of them but i wouldt dare wear something like that i have more class so ill pass:D

  17. Fiona says:

    Oh my goodness those dresses are awful! Are you sure they are for weddings? (Although they do have veils…) Yikes.

  18. Sanna says:

    Sorry to say, but this looks like playboy bunnies and glitter prince would have been as a designer.
    I would not understand these anything else than bad humour, very bad in deed.

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