Ugly Prom Dresses: a roundup
Prom season means only one thing to The Fashion Police: the opportunity to round up more fashion criminals than we normally see all year. Read on for our look at the ugly side of prom, kicking off with that all-time classic: the pink meringue!
The Belly Dancer
The Pregnant Prom Girl: compete with "belly apron" to hide that bump!
The Vegas Showgirl
The Bahama Mama (we didn't even change the name of this one...)
And finally...
The 'If I Show Him My Boobs, Do You Think It'll Make Him Love Me?'
Look out for more Ugly Prom Dresses later this week! (Or send us a link to one you've spotted!_
Haha woww that dress is awful!!
Posted by: Anna | Apr 8, 2008 2:12:43 PM
The funny thing is, the Boobs one is a dress that you can wear back-to-front if you want (which is what these girls are doing). Yeah, not so much.
And if I tried to choose any of these dresses, my mother would have rushed me off to get my head checked. Honest to goodness, those are frigging madhouse.
Posted by: Cadi | Apr 8, 2008 4:51:24 PM
Wow, that top one is so obviously inspired by Barbie Swan Lake!!!! That is too creepy.
Posted by: Heather Young | Apr 8, 2008 6:14:49 PM
It seems the "Bahama Mama" one is featured in the film 27 Dresses. Poor Katherine Heigl..
Posted by: V | Apr 8, 2008 6:42:43 PM
I kinda like the first one.. but only as a costume.
Posted by: Danielle | Apr 9, 2008 12:54:16 AM
This is so wrong... you're like 16-17 when you graduate high school (in Quebec anyway) I'd never want my sister or my cousins wearing those last ones! They'd look like so TRASHY who designs these anyway.
Posted by: Megan | Apr 10, 2008 7:47:22 AM
who the f*ck even thought about these dresses???? and who the f*ck does not have the decent mind to even think about wearing these to the prom??? wear these and regret them forever...
Posted by: twutz | Jun 27, 2008 4:07:18 PM
how much is your pink puffy dress,right at the top of the page
Posted by: kayleigh walters | Aug 12, 2008 11:07:57 PM
dude omg man
Posted by: :] | Sep 22, 2008 12:44:57 AM
THEY ALL SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Woodie | Nov 13, 2008 12:16:40 AM
Hahahaha I love how the "Bahama Mama" is advertised as "as worn by Katherine Heigl in the film 27 dresses"
So basically, what they're saying is "this is an ugly, ridiculous bridesmaid's dress"...?
Posted by: Anna | Nov 26, 2008 8:35:01 PM
that top one......she looks like a gift bag with the tissue sticking out of the top!
Posted by: Sandra | Dec 3, 2008 4:05:19 PM
I LOVE THE TOP PINK ONE
Its Soo Cute Im Even getting it for my prom this year!
Posted by: Melanie | Dec 5, 2008 5:42:23 PM
I actually like the "Pregnant" one.
Posted by: Claire | Dec 25, 2008 3:06:50 AM
Maybe because I graduated in 1984, but I love all these except the Bahama Mama.
Posted by: Teresa | Dec 29, 2008 8:57:26 PM
that first dress is so awesomely bad I would love to have it in my closet
I'd take it out when no one's home and dance around, probably scaring the pets :)
Posted by: Abby | Jan 2, 2009 12:32:15 AM
That pink dress is apsolutally grotesk!
i wouldentt even wear it as fancy dress!
:)
Next time make a nice one please xx
Posted by: chelle | Jan 21, 2009 9:15:16 AM
I would have LOVED the first one as a child! XD AWFUL prom dress though.
I actually really like the Show Girl one. I think it looks gorgeous on the model, very Cubanish. Probably not suited for a prom, but an exquisit dress on its own.
The pregnant one also I think is pretty good, again just not for a prom night. It would have made an awesome addition to Queen Amidala's wardrobe!
The last ones are just...alien/sleezy...vomit quality.
The Belly dancer is also a very nice dress, I love it, but would not buy it for prom :P
Bahama mama....makes me crave a banana strawberry milkshake XD
Posted by: Elizabeth | Jan 22, 2009 12:52:05 AM
those dresses are gross!!!! were in the world di you find them?!
Posted by: ashley | Jan 31, 2009 3:23:12 AM
Lol how can anyone wear such things?HOWEVER, the pink one is quite nice on occasion. eg: themed prom such as "think pink". Thats my opinium..
Posted by: Dress critic | Feb 7, 2009 11:39:29 AM
omg i love the orange dress and the top one@!@@@
Posted by: lakiesha | Feb 8, 2009 5:58:48 AM
I Lovee The One At The Top!!!
Its Totally Amazing n i want it
i wud wear it every day!!
Posted by: Leona | Feb 9, 2009 6:15:07 PM
who the heck think of those dresses like for real. but i will wear the if i show him my boobs one but just for being sexy for someone.
Posted by: Jessica | Feb 23, 2009 8:04:16 PM
the yellow puffy one looks rank but the first pink one was alright i would wear it if my mum gave it to me lol xx
Posted by: vikkixx | Mar 7, 2009 4:21:48 PM
The pink one looks fab....xx
its amazing_...xx
...xxLOL...
Posted by: stacey | Mar 7, 2009 4:29:07 PM
I still luv the first one....
xxx...the colour is so in.
...xxxlol..
~_IT~_IS...GREAT...XX
Posted by: vikkixx | Mar 7, 2009 4:33:05 PM
We think this dress looks more like a gift bag... *barfs*
Posted by: SNII | Mar 11, 2009 6:31:51 PM
I like the first pink one cause it would look fab on me sis xxxxx.....
I hate the last 1 wid te 2 gals te colours r horrible
Posted by: John | Mar 14, 2009 9:45:59 AM
some of these dresses are rediculous.They probably wouldn't even let you in the prom with such open dresses.I didn't go to prom yet i am going to have a baby i'm in High school
Posted by: Amy | Mar 22, 2009 8:59:24 PM
hi i love the dresses were do u live amy xx
Posted by: vikki | Mar 25, 2009 5:11:25 PM
i luv this website so much i hav just follen in luv with the first dress its got a cool desighn and can someone talk to me back pz .... xxxx
Posted by: vikki | Mar 29, 2009 6:07:42 PM
hi this website is so hip and hi vikki wuu2
Posted by: Brogan | Mar 29, 2009 6:10:44 PM
Vikki/Borgan,
Given that you're both using the same email address and posting from the same IP, it's pretty clear that you're both the same person. Which is sad, really.
Posted by: Amber | Mar 29, 2009 7:29:21 PM
Oh, and also? All those comments you've been trying to leave, calling me stupid names and ranting in text speak? Those will never be published here, so you're wasting your time. Maybe come back in a few years, once you're grown up, and try again...
Posted by: The Fashion Police | Mar 30, 2009 7:28:54 PM
how much is the pink prom dress at the top of the page ?x
Posted by: frances broux | Apr 10, 2009 4:26:21 PM
hey. ive never been on this profile website but from a glance i fink the dresses you've made are so amazing there breathless well to me anyway...i'd love to own a dress as wounderfull as they are! do you do a magazine?? i'd love to see some more pictures of the dresses you make, as i do have a ball to go too and id love some idea's?? can you help me?? wb asap emma x
Posted by: emma | May 15, 2009 9:56:17 PM
LOL - I kinda like the Vegas showgirl--but not for a prom, for a photoshoot. :)
Posted by: Amy Dunn | May 22, 2009 11:46:01 PM
The second and third ones are creepy, and here's why... Those are photos of real girls, but their heads are photoshopped off. It's TERRIFYING.
Posted by: Kat | Jun 7, 2009 5:40:36 AM
Great site! Keep up the good work, I love these, what a hoot! Thankyou xx
Posted by: Tabitha | Jun 14, 2009 6:01:01 PM
The top one looks like a gift bag with tissue paper coming out the top.
Posted by: Rachelle | Jun 15, 2009 1:07:29 AM
They need more experience because I'm a fashion expert. When they think of dresses they have to think more creative. Personuly I think that they need more style not something that looks a bag with wrapping paper in it.
Posted by: Mrs.Ricardo | Jun 28, 2009 1:12:51 AM