If you thought our recent roundups of ugly prom dresses were as bad as it was going to get in the world of prom wear, then we’re sorry to break it to you, but you ain’t seen nothin’ yet…
Fashion Police Cadet Paula was left speechless and traumatized after her sighting of this lime green creation and even the Fashion Police themselves, who are used to dealing with such horrors on a daily basis, feel we may have to go and have a lie down in a darkened room after prolonged exposure to this beast, which features, not only a "slashed to the thigh" feature that would make Liz Hurley proud, but also a "slashed on each side of the waist" feature that would make… er… Jack the Ripper proud.
Isn’t the lime green colour lovely, though?
There’s a dress that one woman wears in one of my favorite youtube videos that reminds me of an oil slick on the skin of a dolphin. It’s roughly that cut and is super skin tight and shiny. Remind me and I’ll send you a link. It’s quite amusing that she’s dancing to a slow rumba in that kind of outfit.
I wonder how that women would have to do to sit down properly..??
Two words. Stripper costume.
So hey, if that’s what you’re going for…jackpot!
Isn’t this a costume from Prom Queen on Ice?
Wow this dress is so tacky, who in the world would wear that to prom.
Wow this dress is so tacky, who in the world would wear that to prom.
This is the video I was talking about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOiByplrkX4
The sad part is, I remember a girl wearing a dress eerily similar to this at my prom. Same color, same cut… she glowed like a neon sign.