We were going to say that you’d need the body confidence of Elizabeth Hurley, who "designed" this swimsuit, to wear something like this, but then, even if you did, we can’t help thinking that there’s a time and a place for shiny swimwear that plunges almost to the navel, and that the beach/pool isn’t it.
Given the limited opportunities to wear it, then, this probably wouldn’t end up being the most useful swimsuit you’d ever buy, especially given the £120 price tag. Or would it? Would you wear something like this to the beach? And also: does anyone know if tit tape still works when it’s wet?








It does NOT. Learned that the hard way in a fabulous dress at an event that allowed dancing til you ‘glisten’…then bending over to wash my hands and realizing that my cup runneth over. Oy.
Also, no love for the suit. I like to dive when I swim, and just…nuh uh.
Oh no, Cadi! So, OK, * definitely * not buying any low cut items that have even the slightest possibility of getting wet, then!