You know, we love River Island, we really do. One of the things we love most about them is their ability to make good quality leather handbags for reasonable, high street prices. Gotta love that. But then, ever so often, it’s like River Island’s evil twin hijacks the design process, and they come out with something like this: the snake bag with tassels, or, as we like to think of it, "the snake bag with fashion crimes". It’s gold, it’s brown, it’s darker brown, it’s pink, it’s tasseled, it’s snake. It’s a £24.99 crime of fashion, isn’t it? Or do you disagree?