Dammit! This tartan knit top by Jean Paul Gaultier is currently out of stock. Who will fulfill our clashing-plaid needs now? Who? Of course, we could try and recreate something like this at home, but puke-yellow plaid is just so hard to come by, don’t you find? No wonder Gaultier was able to sell this beauty for $760 a pop!

Or, to put it another way: the hell?