Oh great, this is just what we needed to see on a Friday afternoon – a dress that makes the eye go straight to the crotch, without passing ‘Go’ or, indeed, collection $200. Congratulations, Phoebe Price – your work here is done now. You have finally found the dress that allows you to have wardrobe malfunctions all day long, without having to wait around for a convenient gust of wind. We’re pretty sure you achieved this by going out wearing just a top, too. Let’s just hope you took your mother’s advice and wore some clean knickers. Or any knickers….
Looks like The Little Mermaid grew some legs and turned stripper. She needs some supervision, big time.
Looks like The Little Mermaid grew some legs and turned stripper. She needs some supervision, big time.
The way her hair colour clashes with that -dare I say it- dress makes me cringe even more. Maybe she’s colourblind? I agree that she should employ the service of a good stylist. And fast!