Our thanks to Fashion Police Officer Danielle for reporting this Marc Jacobs dress to us.

Danielle points out that this creation is more "lampshade" than it is "dress" and, well, it really is, isn’t it? On the plus side, though, it would make the perfect disguise if you’re ever invited to a house party in a particularly gaudily decorated mansion – just stand yourself in the corner and hope that no one tries to search for your chord to switch you on…

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