Hi, Kristin Cavallari! You’re not particularly well known here in the UK, so we had to Google you to find out who the hell you are, but let us just say that you are really pretty. And we love your dress! It’s all floaty and feminine, and you look confident and comfortable in it, which is the main thing, right? It suits you.
We were just wondering, though, how the old feet are holdin’ up this morning? You know, after that whole, "almost severing your toes in painful shoes" thing last night. Again, pretty shoes, but HOW DID YOU WALK IN THEM, Kristin? Were you carried home? Well, it was very brave of you to give it a shot, anyway, but next time we’d suggest something that won’t make people wince every time they glance at your feet. Hope they feel better soon.
love,
The Fashion Police










Yeeeaaah very “ouch” indeed. Just wondering: do you supposed she could have used a size bigger or are they just very strangely sized and styled shoes? Huh.
Veronika, I think shoes that are pointy AND strappy like this are just always going to be a bit of a pain to wear, because your toes just end up hanging out the sides, even if you have the right size. They’re pretty, but so, so impractical!
Eek.. I never even look at shoes that look like they’d do something like that to me!
I’m from the USA, so I love to know that you over there in the UK don’t have to be bombarded with Kristin Cavallari and her fellow Laguna Beach alumni.
Great write up!
i don’t see the point of wearing those shoes! her scrambled toes don’t look in the least attractive, so they mess up the whole concept. shoes are supposed to make your feet look elegant and pretty. this is like wearing a beutiful dress that doesn’t suit you at all – no point!
agree, they look kinda awful to me, I mean, the shoes are ok but I really hate when your fingers pop out like that
Kristin is always wearing those damn shoes. They look like torture and she needs to retire them ASAP.
she’s from Laguna Beach right?
they show the tv series on MTV.
not a big fan of the shoes…