Hi, Kristin Cavallari! You’re not particularly well known here in the UK, so we had to Google you to find out who the hell you are, but let us just say that you are really pretty. And we love your dress! It’s all floaty and feminine, and you look confident and comfortable in it, which is the main thing, right? It suits you.
We were just wondering, though, how the old feet are holdin’ up this morning? You know, after that whole, "almost severing your toes in painful shoes" thing last night. Again, pretty shoes, but HOW DID YOU WALK IN THEM, Kristin? Were you carried home? Well, it was very brave of you to give it a shot, anyway, but next time we’d suggest something that won’t make people wince every time they glance at your feet. Hope they feel better soon.
The Fashion Police