Gwyneth Paltrow – Thank you for listening to us yesterday. This dress is just so much better on you, and while we’re still not 100% down with your taste in shoes, we still really love your hair right now, and that’s the main thing, right?
Liz Hurley – Well done for managing to choose a long gown that isn’t slit to the thigh for a change. We’re so used to seeing you in full-length dresses that they barely register any more, but this sari is very pretty, and a nice change. Take a pat on the back!
Evelyn Lauder – Somewhere in the world, some poor bridesmaid is feeling really happy that you stole her pink, 80s style dress for this occasion. That was really kind of you. Also, we’re fascinated by the way this dress makes you look like one of those porcelain figurines you see on people’s mantelpieces sometimes. Can the dress stand up without you in it?