Crimes of Fashion, Shoes

When Crocs and Cloven Hooves Collide…


We thought Crocs were the worst thing that could ever happen to footwear. We were wrong.

Come back Crocs! Come back Maison Martin Margiela cloven hooved shoes! All is (almost) forgiven, for we have seen the true enemy, and the true enemy is Frisky Shoes with their horrendous cloven Croc.

We’re putting out an APB on these shoes right now: we’re bringing them in, alive or dead. Don’t try approaching them should you see them: they could be dangerous…

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