We thought Crocs were the worst thing that could ever happen to footwear. We were wrong.
Come back Crocs! Come back Maison Martin Margiela cloven hooved shoes! All is (almost) forgiven, for we have seen the true enemy, and the true enemy is Frisky Shoes with their horrendous cloven Croc.
We’re putting out an APB on these shoes right now: we’re bringing them in, alive or dead. Don’t try approaching them should you see them: they could be dangerous…
oh my! Gasp! *running away*
Oh lord… Crocs, please stoppit, stop the the torture! Aaargh, who buys this stuff?
I love the way they’ve added a little window for your toenails….charming. Now I’m going to throw up.
Wow!…Wow!…Crocs should hold a masterclass on how to take every hideous trend and manage to one up all of them through a clever series of combining them! I can’t even be upset. This delights me through the sheer audacity of it…They have finally crossed the line to “so bad it’s good”. You made my day!
Um, gross. But I suppose if you want to look like you’ve tanned your toes off (brown feet, dead white toes, anyone?), these might be the shoes for you.
and the colors!! haha fugly