Here at Fashion Police HQ, our floors are all made of wood, which means that when we’re not apprehending fashion criminals, we’re generally to be found fussing around with a mop and a sweeping brush, desperately trying to remove the muddy footprints left by the Fashion Police Sniffer Dog.
For that reason, we think we might just overlook the fashion crime that is shoes with bright green fringes on the soles because, hey, they clean your floors as you walk around in them! What could possibly rock harder than that? (Answer: slippers for the dog…). They’re the Slipper Genies, and you can buy them for $9.95. And don’t worry: they also come in pink!