As we look as this picture, we can’t help but wonder if there will come a time, many years from now when Madonna will look back on her induction into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and think that maybe the Shant Dress wasn’t such a great idea. After all, it’s not many almost-50-year-olds who would sling on a pair of Bridget Jones knickers with a piece of gauze over the top and consider themselves "dressed", but then, given that this is the woman who once pretended to masturbate live on stage on a conical bra, we somehow doubt that Madonna has much in the way of sartorial regrets. In fact, she would probably hunt The Fashion Police down and kick our heads in if she so much as suspected that we were daring to question her dress sense.

Ah well, good for her. Still rocking the shant dresses well into her fifth decade, we hope…