If they were just boots pretending to be shoes, their crime would be bad enough, but as it is, these Lanvin creations are boots pretending to be... legs. Gulp.
We found these over at Carrie's Shoe Review, where they're described as "prosthetic legs" - an assessment that we can only agree with. They'll look strange enough on your legs, but can you imagine how they'll look strewn "sexily" across your bedroom floor? Imagine bringing someone home and having them wander into the bedroom only to discover what will surely look like mutilated body parts lying on the floor - scary!
Actually, come to think of it, you may not want to wear them, but they'd make an excellent Halloween prop!