March 19th, 2008
Wear or Die: Leggings or shell suit?
Ever opened your wardrobe and cried "I’ve nothing to wear"? Well, if you have, we just bet you’ve never meant it quite as much as you will today when you discover that, whoops, The Fashion Police have stolen all your clothes again, leaving you with just two choices – and what choices they are!
Today, you see, your choice is between these fetching animal print metallic leggings (which, we regret to tell you, you must wear with the shoes pictured, and with nothing covering the crotch) and a shell suit. Yes, a shell suit. It’s either that or die, my friends, and given that dying is against the rules, you’re going to have to make a choice.
Which will it be?
I choose the horrible but “non visible crotch” shell suit… well at least I won´t have my crotch exposed…
i feel a little bit callgirl today, so i chose the metallic leggings with matching shoes. grrr.. hihi
Well this ones an obvious choice for me. The metallic leggings. At least you can go for the hipster look, grab a big studded belt and an ironic t-shirt and muss your hair up…instant rock star, albeit from the 80’s. The shell suit…80 year old man from an arizona retirement community. no thank you.
Leggings. As horrid as they are, having to wear them wouldn’t make me want to die. The shell suit? Oh yes.
I feel cheated here really, I HAVE to show my crotch, Are you trying to turn us ALL into LiLo…. sigh fine I’ll take the hooker leggings. Can I at least wear the shoes in black? that way I can find a black top that stops right above my crotch, maybe something with a drapey neck line, some chunky black bangle bracelets, some bold black earrings, and pick out my fro with all ferociousness, and then I’m going to the local reggae spot to own the heyell out of this piece of random clothing!
Does dying *really* have to be against the rules? Damn. Well, in that case I suppose I’ll go for the shell suit. Then I can get away with spending the day playing shuffleboard and having a 4:00 dinner at Perkins. It’s all part of the lifestyle.
I would choose the shell suit. I used to like those as a kid.(plus, i have thick legs, so me and leggings arent friends lol):)
Leggings – i smoke so it would be too much of a fire hazard to wear the shellsuit.
Definately the shell suit. I would look dreadful in leggings but hopefully I could walk past a naked flame and die so I wouldn’t be seen in the wear or die section again. I’d be dead! Bleugh!
P.S. I never had either of these things the first time they were here and I was old enough to wear both!!!
Ew. Leggings. Unless I decide to go skydiving, then I’m sure the one on the right would be perfect.
Most likely the leggings – as much as i Hate to admit it!
leggings. i’m liking the belt idea. plus, they don’t HAVE to give you camel toe, you know. get them in the right size and they fit great!