So, this is the bit where we’re all supposed to gasp in amazement and talk about how totally, like, innovative this very-ripped-jeans concept is from Maison Martin Margiela, and then roll our eyes at anyone who doesn’t agree with us and explain that it’s not fashion, it’s art.
The fact is, though, that Brooke Hogan has been wearing jeans like this for years, and Brooke sure ain’t no "artist", so we’re just going to skip that bit, and send these jeans to Fashion Police jail – assuming that they don’t fall apart before they get there, that is…
How considerate of them to go ahead and provide the Glamour magazine “Don’t” bar over their eyes.