When I was a toddler, my mother knitted me a hat and jacket in this exact same, loopy style. Now I’m just wondering if I should ask her to knit me some more, then I could fit right in with all the cool kids at the Miss Sixty show. Or actually, no, wait: I’m not wondering that at all, because these look kind of like an Afghan Hound attached itself to the models legs. (And yes, I know Afghans aren’t loopy, but that’s still what I think of when I look at these legwarmers. Maybe the sight of them has driven me loopy, who knows?)

Nice or nasty, what’s the verdict, fashion fans?