Now, clearly this is a photograph of Katie Price, a.k.a. glamour model Jordan, so it’s not like we were expecting great things in the style stakes. We are curious, though, as to why it was that Katie apparently decided to turn up to the launch of her third autobiography in fancy dress as an ice dancer. With a cape.

We’re are curious about the "third autobiography" bit. Seriously, we realise Katie here has done a whole lotta livin’ in her 29 years, but three autobiographies? Just how much can one person find to say about themselves? And does it include an explanation of this outfit, we wonder?