There’s no rest for The Fashion Police at London Fashion Week. Having just taken into custody a skirt made from thongs, we were called out again to deal with the two outfits above, namely Louise Goldin’s space-age jump suit (left) and this intriguing creation by Jean-Pierre Braganza, which looks to us like a giant sperm suit, albeit one with a with protective, furry coat.
Rather than arrest these items, though, we decided to put them to good use, in Wear or Die. So, what’s it to be, folks: you have to wear either the space suit or the sperm suit – if you don’t wear one of them, you die. Which will you choose?
Well now, the choice of which hideous monstrosity to wear might be made easier by looking at it in practical terms. If it is cold, the one on the right would be warmer.
Those outfits really are monstrously unattractive.
Why must either option be camel toe? At least I’ll be warmer in the white
Danielle – why must either option be camel toe? Just because we’re cruel, basically
both my partner and 5 y o son said the blue one, kinda Tron-like outfit. I prefer the white one myself, its comfy looking hahah!
the blue one. i think i’d wear it with knee-high silver retro 70′s platform boots and basically try to look like vince noir from the mighty boosh.
Ugh, I don’t wear white. But I’d still go with the sperm suit, adding a wide black belt to make the shape less sperm-like.
I’ll take the space suit and go down to the playground and scare the kiddies pretending to be Barbarella, there to abduct them in my spaceship!
Or, you know, hit the clubs and abduct a strapping young lad and take him to my spaceship…