There’s no rest for The Fashion Police at London Fashion Week. Having just taken into custody a skirt made from thongs, we were called out again to deal with the two outfits above, namely Louise Goldin’s space-age jump suit (left) and this intriguing creation by Jean-Pierre Braganza, which looks to us like a giant sperm suit, albeit one with a with protective, furry coat.
Rather than arrest these items, though, we decided to put them to good use, in Wear or Die. So, what’s it to be, folks: you have to wear either the space suit or the sperm suit – if you don’t wear one of them, you die. Which will you choose?