Does my bum look big in this?*

harempants Does my bum look big in this?*

Go on, be honest now – it does, doesn’t it? It looks huge. GOD, I knew it! Damn shop assistant was all, "Seriously, harem pants are going to be SO HOT this season, and honestly, they don’t make you look AT ALL like a giant toddler who just filled her diaper. Here, try them on with these chunky heeled shoe boots – perfect!"  Yeah, and not at all unflattering either, eh? Just one question, though: how in the hell are you supposed to walk with all of that excess material between the ol’ legs? And why would you want to?

(Pants: 200 euros at Supple. Shoe boots: unknown. Diaper: model’s own.)

* Note: that’s not actually MY butt. Obviously.

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  1. You know having read about these dreaded harem pants on here for awhile I though surely that no one would be stupid enough to actually BUY them. So imagine my surprise as I was innocently walking around town one day and end up walking behind a girl wearing black harem pants. Immediately I thought to refer her to your site or at least take a picture to show my friends, but sadly she scurried away too quickly. Most likely I think it was because she was so embarrassed to be out in actual harem pants.

  2. They’re even uglier than ‘normal’ harem pants!
    And what is with these springing up everywhere, i’ve yet to see anyone stupid enough to actually wear them out..so who’s buying them?

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