Fashion Week season is always a busy time for The Fashion Police. Yesterday, for instance, we had no sooner apprehended the Space/Sperm suits we used as this week’s Wear or Die, than we were called out to the above incident, in which Christopher Kane apparently cut up a pair of tights and used them as a skirt. As strange as this is, we wish we’d thought of it first – sure, we’d have to arrest ourselves for wearing it, but think of all the money we’d save on skirts!
Read on to find out who else will be joining Christopher Kane in the Fashion Police cells this week…
Christopher Kane
Boobs! Boobs! Well, there’s not a whole lot else to say about this, is there?
We call this one "The Naked Suit". We’re not sure what Marios calls it…
Naked suit with fungus.
Naked suit has an accident.
No matter how hard we try, we just can’t learn to love the camel toe.
The usual disclaimer: Yes, we know that it’s "art" not"fashion". We are glad about that. We’re really hoping the ‘Naked Suit’ goes into production, though…
I think I vomited a little with each successive dress.
Why do all of the models look like they’re mummified?
Looks like SOMEONE got a heck of a deal on extra nylon…
good post (: