
In the wrong hands, ruffles can be very dangerous when applied to clothes. You have to tread very carefully with them: more carefully than, say, Christopher Kane, who has created here what’s not so much a denim skirt but more of a pair of frilly pants. And as if the words "frilly pants" weren’t bad enough, he’s made them in denim.
The blurb on the Browns website assures us that this is, indeed, a skirt. Sadly, the picture of it on the mannequin seems to suggest otherwise – and the fact that said mannequin is also wearing a see-through shirt doesn’t really help, does it?








This is a weird combination of frills and then the cutouts at the top of the skirt. I think it would not be very flattering.
This looks like Ursula from The Little Mermaid! How awkward it must be to have tentacles popping out of your privates!
Christopher Kane isn’t very bright is he? By producing this monstrosity, he has alientated anyone under 6ft tall, anyone who weighs more than 6 stone and anyone with taste. Genius.
It actually looks even worse from the back, if you can believe it.