OK, how on earth did we manage to miss this when it actually happened? HOW? This is Marc Jacobs at his Christmas party. As you can see, Marc chose to come as a giant camel toe, bless him. The message is loud and clear: Marc Jacobs does NOT support camel toe. (He must absolutely love Lindsay Lohan, then….)

Although we’re late to the party with this picture, it has given as an idea as to just how we should deal with all of those camel toe floutin’ fashion criminals out there. Why, make them wear this, of course…