The Fashion Police have examined the evidence presented in this photo, and we duly find Urban Outfitters guilty of the following crimes of fashion:
1. That they did make stirrup pants
2. That they did make SATIN stirrup pants
3. That, rather than tucking said SATIN STIRRUP PANTS into a pair of boots, which would be the only way to render them even vaguely acceptable to The Fashion Police, they did team them with a pair of high heeled court shoes.
Conclusion: Guilty as charged, on all three counts.
Now, would anyone like to suggest a suitable punishment?