‘Gorgias’. Why, it sounds a little bit like "gorgeous", doesn’t it? Which is appropriate, considering that these are the very shoes I’ve been searching for all my life. Well, for a few weeks, anyway.

Do you ever do that? Do you ever go out shopping with an image of an "ideal" shoe/dress/whatever in your head, knowing that the chances of you finding your dream item in real life are probably less than zero? These are my dream high heeled pumps. Simple yet shiny, sexy yet subtle, they’d be worn with jeans, dresses, pants – hell, they’d be worn with just about everything, and they’re only $60 in the sale.

Steve Madden, you have officially redeemed yourself after those appalling sock boots you made last year. Consider this your "get out of jail free" card.