Is that a low crotch I see before me? On a jumpsuit? Well, I’ll be darned.

I don’t know about you, but I would genuinely be curious to know what went through Stella McCartney’s head when she designed this… this thing. Who did she think would wear it, for instance? Female builders, perhaps? Ah, but no: the virgin wool and angora would surely not be the best choice of fabric for down the building site. How about young women out on the town? Well, no, I’m not sure it’d really be for them either, because it doesn’t so much say "rip me off and make mad, passionate love to me," as "Just rip me off. Please."

So I’m stumped. I can’t for the life of me imagine who would wear this. I would have said it’d be good for lounging around the house of an evening, but the peep toe heels it’s being worn with here say otherwise. On the other hand, I guess it would be a good uniform for the inmates of the Fashion Police Jailhouse, no?