Crimes of Fashion, Trousers/Pants

Ski Pants Spotted at Topshop

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Some of you hate leggings. Some of you hate ski pants. I’m fairly confident that most, if not all of you, will hate the unholy alliance of the two, which has produced this, their bastard offspring: the ski pant legging. Why, Topshop, why? It’s not as if leggings really need a stirrup on the bottom anyway, is it? They tend to be on the clingy side, so there shouldn’t really be any need to prevent them from creeping knee-wards by adding a piece of elastic to the bottom, should there?

This is far from the first siting of stirrup pants that’s been reported to us recently, of course. In fact, with the situation starting to spiral out of control, I think it could be time for us to issue a Fashion Police Code Red…

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