OK, Paris, we realise that you’re a hardened Fashion Criminal and all, but we’ve pulled you up on this before. Last time we caught you wearing yourself on your chest, our readers agreed that yes, this was indeed a crime against fashion. Maybe they’ll have changed their minds this time around, who knows: all we have to say is that once could be called an "accident", but twice is starting to look deliberate. Are you trying to start yourself a trend here, Paris? And how many of these "Me!" shirts do you own, anyway?