If you’ve ever been on a package holiday to Spain, you’ll have seen lots of dresses like this – on pensioners. At first I thought it was an attractive "jacket and skirt combo", but nope, it’s just a dress. And what a dress it is! All this one needs is a nice pair of sensible Scholl sandals and a white PVC handbag, and you’d be good to hit up the Bingo hall, or take a stroll to the Rotary Club.

Or maybe I’m missing something. Maybe Dries Van Noten actually intended this dress to be worn by women under the age of 70. Ya think?

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