Over the weekend, my mother was standing in line in the Ikea rest room when a woman emerged from a cubicle with her very short skirt tucked into her knickers. You know how many people stepped forward to tell the unfortunate woman about her mistake? None. Well, none until my mother stepped up to the plate… Everyone else just stood there and sniggered while the girl dried her hands and prepared to exit the bathroom, with her knickers on full view.
Looks like a similar kind of thing happened to poor old Lindsay Lohan here. Hopefully someone told her about it before she went too much further, although, it has to be said that in Lindsay’s case, her habit of wearing "dresses" that are actually just tops isn’t really helping her here, is it?
Lindsay Lohan works in a morgue, channels Madonna in lace leggings
Oh my God, is that…? Are those…? They are, you know. They’re white lace leggings. That are knee length. So, really, they’re cycling shorts, aren’t they? Lace cycling shorts.
Far more disturbing than the news that Lindsay Lohan is to spend time in a morgue as part of her rehabilitation after her DUI arrest last year is the fact that she apparently thought this was an appropriate outfit choice for a casting call. Unless, of course, it’s for a movie in which Lindsay will play Like-a-Virgin-era Madonna, in which case I guess this does actually work pretty well. I think on the whole I preferred the ubiquitous black leggings, though…