Can you be a fashion criminal if you’re not actually wearing any clothes? We’re going to go out on a limb here and say, "Yes, you absolutely can." And if you don’t believe us, just look at this photo of former Make Me a Supermodel contestant Jasmine Lennard as evidence.
All Jasmine’s wearing here is a bowler hat, a thong and a pair o high heels. Now, that’s all well and good in the privacy of your own home, but Jas was out at a party to celebrate Chinese New Year. Quite apart from anything else, this wouldn’t have been a good outfit even if it was an outfit and not just, you know, her bare naked body painted with clouds. As it is …well, it’s definitely the worst case of VPL we’ve seen in a while, anyway.