Having poked fun at the lampshade hats used in the Christian Dior show this week, I now feel duty bound to point out that I’d dye my hair for the opportunity to even try on any one of these fabulous dresses. In fact, I’d maybe even wear the feathered eyelashes and strange, um, eyebrow stickers. Do we have a deal, John Galliano?

This show was as theatrical as you’d expect from Dior, with lots of bright silks, bubble hems and exaggerated shapes. Don’t you just love it?