Dita Von Teese, Caludia Schiffer and Victoria Beckham front row for Roland Mouret

Dontchya just love it when the ‘slebs do the "wearing dark glasses indoors because it’s a FASHION SHOW, dahlink" thing? Here’s Dita Von Teese, Claudia Schiffer and Victoria Beckham, all looking like really bad undercover detective in their shades at Roland Mouret’s couture week show. Dita’s making a bit of a fashion faux pas here by showing up in the Moon Dress, which Victoria wore in pink, way back in July, but given that she’s Dita Von Teese, and she looks so very fabulous in it, I think we’ll let her off the hook.

This is the second time Victoria and Dita have chummed up at Fashion Week. I’d just love to know what these three very different women are thinking in this picture…