Wear or Die: Thong jeans or animal print?

Fashionpolice

It’s time for another game of Wear or Die, and we’re feeling pretty mean today so let’s just say we’re glad it’s you and not us who has to make this particular choice. For today’s game we’ve delved back into our archives and come up with a pair of the famous "bikini pant jeans" which so turned our stomachs last year. We’ve put these up against this fabulous animal print cat suit (you don’t have to pull an expression like this model’s, but you get extra points if you do.)

So, what’s it to be, folks: you have to wear one of these outfits or die – and if you’ve read the rules you’ll know that death is just not an option in this game, so better make your minds up fast…

13 Comments

  • January 30, 2008

    Miss Britt

    Oh God, absolutely the animal print.
    I think the odds of that one coming in my size are much better.

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  • January 30, 2008

    Hannah

    Animal print anyday… as bad as this sounds, I really hate blue jeans… sure the thong thing is pretty bad, but I just HATE blue jeans.

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  • January 30, 2008

    tido

    can i wear the jeans with a really long jumper?

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  • January 30, 2008

    Erica

    I guess I’d have to reluctantly go with the jumpsuit thing, which is slightly less obscene than the jeans. Those jeans look seriously uncomfortable, too, imagine sitting down in them. Yuck!

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  • January 30, 2008

    AngieAreI

    I’m going with the jeans….

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  • January 31, 2008

    suz

    lol sitting down in the thong jeans is certainly an image I’d rather not see. Animal print for me.

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  • January 31, 2008

    Juli

    Oh gosh.
    How you torture us, fashion police!
    I would probably wear the jeans with a tunic dress over top or something along the lines of what Tido suggested.
    But wow, those jeans look uncomfortable. And the expression on the model’s face is hilarious.

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  • January 31, 2008

    bookmole

    If my stomach was that flat, I too would be wearing those bikini jeans with pride. However, being a rather larger lady, I will opt for the animal print, for the sake of those around me.

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  • January 31, 2008

    Danielle

    I’d rock that animal print with the ferocity of a gay man at Pride Parade.

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  • Animal print. My friend K. would kill me, but animal print.

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  • Animal print. My friend K. would kill me, but animal print.

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  • August 4, 2008

    briell3

    i don’t know why you’re complaining, those pants are pretty awesome in that “i’m totally a hooker” kind of way… i’d definitely choose them :]

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  • July 24, 2009

    Kat

    jeans with my “social butterfly” t. (my t is one of my longer shirts.)

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