OK. That strange looking brown thing on the toe of these boots? Is a flower. I can see that now. But just for a second, when I first glanced at them, I was sure it was a dog turd. And that alone would be enough to put me off these, even if they didn’t have that odd clumsy-looking heel, flat footed shape, and did I mention the dog turd I thought I saw on the toe?

$97.75 at 6pm.com, if you like ‘em…