January 22nd, 2008
Wear or Die: Hammer Pants V. Crocs
It’s that time again, folks. "What time is that?" we hear you ask. Well, that’s up to you. It’s either Hammer Time, or it’s Crocs-time. Yes, it’s time to play Wear or Die, and all we can say is, "rather you than us", because today you have a hard choice to make. You must either wear these neon pink Hammer Pants, found today on eBay, or you must wear a pair of pink Crocs Mammoth. (No, you may not wear the Crocs with super-long pants, to hide them.) You must wear one of these items… or die. So, which is it going to be?
(The Rules)
Oooh, that is sooo tough. I’m gonna try and go vintage Stafani in the pants!
I’d have to go for crocs. At least with them I can wear wide legged pants and hopefully no one will notice, whereas with the hammer pants there is no way to hide those.
In the strange, liberal, vegan/veggie town I live in, at least crocs are socially acceptable, though hideous.
definatley hammer pants.
Crocs
Crocs, because even though I’d look an idiot, at least I wouldn’t stick out like a sore thumb among the unwashed, croc-wearing masses in my town. And besides…they’re supposed to be “so comfortable!” so I might as well seize the opportunity to see what all the hubub’s about–even if I do intend to incinerate the offensive bits of rubber at my soonest opportunity.
Its the fur on the crocs that upsets me the most, had they been regular ones, I would have chosen them over the pants.
I would wear the crocs. Fewer people play attention to what someone is wearing on their feet, while no one could fail to see those pants!
this is downright cruel! i have to say (though my fingers are considering falling off my hands rather than writing this) – crocs… i would be careful and avoid going to work or any other places where i might be seen. when i saw the title and before seeing the picture i thought i’d go with the crocs and wear them to the beach or a picnic. but the fur really eliminates any situation for them to be worn, even if there are people whose sense of aesthetics has been surgically removed…
PANTZZZZ
Pants, because I have been so verbal about my hate for crocs. I bet I could get them to work somehow.
def the hammer pants. i’ll never ever wear crocs, no matter what!!
this was painful lol
i’d have to choose crocs. the rules at the beginning of this post never said anything about super long SKIRTS. so i’d just wear a super long SKIRT. ha!