Wear or Die

Wear or Die: American Apparel edition

GOLD TIGHT HOT PANTS

Say you’re at the gym. You reach for your kit bag, but.. oh no! What’s this? Those pesky Fashion Police have swapped it for a bag of their own. A bag containing only American Apparel’s Lamé Suspender Swimsuit,  a pair of their metallic hot shorts, and a note. With trembling fingers, you open the note and read one single line:

"Wear one of these items – or die! Mwaa ha ha!"

The choice is yours: you can either take a dip in the swimsuit, or work out in the hotpants (which you may wear with a top of your choice – as long as it doesn’t cover the pants, natch.).  Which will it be?

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